An Artifact

Brandy. 20. Hating things and embarrassing myself are pretty much the only things I'm good at. Sometimes I'm funny. And anons are always appreciated. ENJOY MY SHIT BLOG!

awkwardsituationist:

Storm over the Serengeti. Photos by Nick Nichols

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Reasons why i'm single

ONE:

i annoy people

TWO:

i'm never anyones first choice

THREE:

i fuck shit up

FOUR:

i'm just bad with relationships

FIVE:

i'm not liked

SIX:

I am an ugly ass mother fucker

don't forget

SEVEN:

i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop

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Roses are red 
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face

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omg ask these please they're so cutE

Blue:

What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?

Cup:

Do you drink Tea or Coffee?

English:

How many languages can you speak?

Fear:

Tell us three fears.

Game:

What was the last board game you played?

Read:

What was the last book you read?

Injury:

Have you ever walked into a glass door?

Jump:

Do five jumping jacks/star jump.

Kiss:

Who's your biggest celebrity crush?

Love:

Do you believe in marriage?

Money:

What would you do with 1 million dollars?

Naughty:

Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?

Oops:

What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?

Picture:

Post a pic of your lovely face.

Quality:

Name three of your favourite blogs.

Rapunzel:

Name three Disney movies that you adore.

Star-sign:

When's your birthday?

Teacher:

What do you aspire to be?

Unite:

Do you sponsor a cause?

Varsity:

Do you play/watch sport?

Xylophone:

Do you play an instrument?

Yellow:

What's your favourite colour?

Zoo:

What is your favourite animal?

bumsaregreat:

OMG I NEED THIS

bumsaregreat:

OMG I NEED THIS

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funniestpicturesdaily:

I don’t know why I laughed so much.

funniestpicturesdaily:

I don’t know why I laughed so much.

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ratherbehardcore:

James Vitalo, frontman for Long Island natives Backtrack, photographed by Sarah Ternisar.
If you like this, have a look at the blog and follow.

ratherbehardcore:

James Vitalo, frontman for Long Island natives Backtrack, photographed by Sarah Ternisar.

If you like this, have a look at the blog and follow.

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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

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witchbat:

nerd

witchbat:

nerd

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ermerlier:

yougobro:

So only home girl from frozen can turn up

There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence

Wasn’t Pocahontas like, 13?

I might be wrong.

But im probably not.

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